Impending Glee
life at its very strangest/worst/best…

Sep
28

This time line is explains when the events happen on a time line but not so much when they happen in the comic. I’ll will have the next part up some time this week.

1858
Terra Magi
12,833,058 QRPS

The Aztecs disappear completely from their walled empire in central America.
A search party of thirteen Cree “Wind Feather” (including Pocahontas) scouts leaves Terra Magi searching for the fabled Father of the Son who is prophisized to save the entire Spectraverse from obliteration.

April 1865
Terra Proper
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1.-Lincoln Dreams not only of his death but the fracturing of the entire Spectraverse.
2.-A week later Lincoln is put into a state of shock by a failed assassination attempt by Booth. In this subconscious state Lincoln taps into latent “demitelekinesis” (a control over dimensional forces with one’s mind that all Lincolns posses) and creates a crude reality tunnel and drags the both Booth and himself across the dimensional membrane. This sudden channeling of some much dimensional warping force combining with the wound inflicted by Booth creates dimensional rift above Lincoln’s right eye.

April 1865
Terra Magi
12,833,055 QRPS

The prophets have predicted that event will decide the future of the Spectraverse so the Wind shamans of the Cree are awaiting the arrival of Booth and Lincoln when they arrive. Booth is disoriented by the warp but is quick to get on his feet. Booth immediately runs away from the ritually garbed sh amen and into the sea where he is swallowed by a enormous tenicaled sea beast that fill the seas of Terra Magi. Lincoln passes out to see the Cree unmask and approach him.

April to AugustIn North America Lincoln physical wounds are cared for but his rift scar continues to grow. The shaman teach Lincoln basic “Fox Spirit Trickery” (Illusion Magic) and “Wind Magic” (crude animistic dimensional science). They inform him of “Prophecy of the Snake” in which Terri-Magi is destroyed by a disturbed figure of great power but the “Chief of Many” (who is thought to be the true “Omni- Lincoln”) will stop him destroying the rest of the Spectraverse. Lincoln becomes caught up in a multi dimensional tribal war that has swept the continent in the absence of the Aztec that once ruled half of the world until they disappeared in 1858. In a battle with a dragon-like beast from the Gulf of Mexico, Lincoln is forced to over exert himself to the point of completely reopening his temporal scar. From this point forward Lincoln must use a pain killer to order to kill the pain to the point that he can concentrate enough to perform magic of any kind.
-At the same time off the coast of the Netherlands A fishing boat kills the beast that swallowed Booth and brings it to the deck the sea vessel. Booth after months of surviving in the creatures belly emerges killing everyone on the crew but its captain and demands he is brought to ruler of this strange land. So he is escorted to Val Hala in Sweden and defeats the Viking King in combat using his new found powers of spreading madness and stealing souls. He takes over the throne and turns the Viking Empire into a war machine hell bent on crossing the monster filled Atlantic and destroying the natives. So that he might destroy Lincoln once and for all.

Lincoln is almost fully recovered from the run in with the Beast of the Gulf when the shores are invaded by Vikings and Conquistadors. The tribes of east coast ban together causing the remaining invaders to retreat to their boats. Booth doesn’t see defeat as an option and his rage consumes all of the souls of his command. This makes him powerful enough to destroy the tribal coalition using sea beast he drove mad enough occupy dry land. Lincoln flees like a coward with some dope into a wormhole as Wilkes drains the powerful soul of Chief of the Cree. This gives Booth the final information and power he needs to completely absorb the entire reality into his mind. This rush of power completely corrupts Booth’s mind and a fit of madness transports hims self to the highest parts of the Spectraverse.

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Sep
20

Lincoln Log #3

“Perforated Reality”
A reality or dimension literally “perforated” by several permanent reality tunnels to their dimensional neighbors. Some perforated realities have several thousand “holes” while others may have only one or two. Though most of these are thought to be created by a natural occurring pheomonon some (including the famed Hexaverse) where thought to be artificially induced hundred of thousand years ago by dimensional traveling beings that have long since disappeared.

“Perforated Cluster”
When several perforated realities are linked to together by “holes” they form what is called a “Perforated Cluster”. Though most are limited to a span of two or three dimensions, some multi-realties can span over thousands of worlds such as the maddening 600,000 dimensions wide Wormwood Cluster. The most famous of all clusters is the relativly small six world “Hexaverse”, which links 12,753,006 QRPS through 12,753,012 QRPS. Being the center of all civilized realities it includes the Upper Nile Empire trade hub reality of Terra-Glyph and the Spectraverse seat of power of Terra-Lincoln-Supreme.

Sep
20

“Spectraverse”

The term Spectraverse refers to the infinite number universe that seemed to be arranged by quark speed or quark revolutions per second (QRPS). For instance, a world in that all quarks naturally travel at 12,969,045 QRPS would reside between 12,969,044 QRPS and 12,969,046 QRPS and would effect each other accordingly (direct tunnels or primitive dimensional “spells” may effect the adjacent reality). Each whole number from 12,001,023 to 12,833,001 QRPS is thought to contain a livable dimension. Higher or lower quark speeds are thought not to have life due the extreme temperatures generated by he or low quark speed, though new Lincoln Far Realities Travel Teams have wearing powerful quark stabilization suits are reported odd/resourceful variations of living beings in the farthest reaches of the Spectraverse.

Sep
20

“Poh-Dunk”
12,968,070 QRPS
This only recently logged backwater dimension is typical of most lower spectraverse realities. It is populated by mostly white god fearing humans, who’s strict interpretation of the multi-verse Christ message has left them with a fear of specific types of technology. This has left most of the world without combustion engines, fire arms or light bulbs. In North America life revolves agriculture and small port cities from which crops are shipped to less religiously strict/heavily populated Europe and Africa. The streets are filled with horse drawn carriages and drug stores on every corner. Youths conduct mini-sock hops while “rock and roll” is blaring from the jux box while sharing malts. The denizens of “Poh-Dunk” react negatively to reality outsiders often confusing the technology used to travel between worlds with the magic of Satan. Usually this result in a mob that will run the “threat” out of town.

Sep
20

Phil Duvall’s first attempt at Lincoln. Directly proceeded by Lincoln with magical fire eyes! Well done!

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Here is a little something I found on the History Channels website about the original Valentines day.

Lupercalia, which began February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus. To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification. The boys then sliced the goat’s hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city’s bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman.

After reading this little tid-bit, I decided to take it upon myself to make a card for those who would like to celebrate Febuary 14th the way god intended it to be.

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